bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

virginsacrificer:

when someone you hate gets the wrong answer in class

image

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

cheersliam:

time to celebrate the three four year anniversary

hobolunchbox:

When I first heard a Lego movie was coming out, I pretty much imagined this.

Q: im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink -Anonymous

rosaparking:

Can you guys tag your NSFW? Thanks.

legalmexican:

drdrevevo:

what the fuck

what